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(Female) Coworker: Man, Bikini season is around the corner… I’m gonna have to take just half of a brownie. Me: Luckily I don’t have to worry about that, since I don’t wear bikini’s. Her: Well, maybe you should start…? Me: What, wearing bikinis?!?! I don’t think so. There are enough blind people in the world… [...]

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Well, it’s an actual rant… you can decided if it qualifies as a blog post. If you don’t know me very well, you may not know that I honestly try to be a nice guy all the time. I want people to think I’m nice, and I want to BE nice. That’s just who I [...]

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Today’s lunch left me feeling a bit less than satiated, so I thought I’d mosey on over to the break room for a snack. I checked my wallet for one-dollar bills, locked my computer (so no one uses it while I’m away), and headed out. The break room that is closest to my desk is [...]

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I have been seeking assistance from the facilities folks here at the office for about a month now, and it is still freakin’ cold at my desk nearly every day. I went to Hades Walmart a couple weeks ago and bought a blanket to use while I sit and freeze at my desk, and it’s [...]

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If you walk into my cube to “chat”, and I don’t make eye contact with you … AT ALL … how long will you keep talking before you leave?

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…but you may not. But I’m a geek, so THERE!

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I received this over IM at work today:

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I don’t care what you try to tell me – the Mexicans** are GENIUSES! **I’m fully aware that I’m stereotyping here… but it is necessary for my story. And since it IS my story….

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I was in a meeting today, the same meeting that I have every morning, and I was told that there would “hopefully be something for [me] to work on today.” I’ve been told this EVERY morning for the past two weeks. Annnd I’ve actually had very little WORK to do. So, what does hope really [...]

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Blogging, for me, is an outlet for somewhat-creative writing. Well, I’ve been working on my portion of my annual performance review at work, and I’m tapped out when it comes to creative writing. (source) Sorry, y’all. I’ll try to do something creative tonight to get refueled. Hopefully I’ll get something decent posted soon.

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