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(Female) Coworker: Man, Bikini season is around the corner… I’m gonna have to take just half of a brownie. Me: Luckily I don’t have to worry about that, since I don’t wear bikini’s. Her: Well, maybe you should start…? Me: What, wearing bikinis?!?! I don’t think so. There are enough blind people in the world… [...]

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Well, it’s an actual rant… you can decided if it qualifies as a blog post. If you don’t know me very well, you may not know that I honestly try to be a nice guy all the time. I want people to think I’m nice, and I want to BE nice. That’s just who I [...]

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Today’s lunch left me feeling a bit less than satiated, so I thought I’d mosey on over to the break room for a snack. I checked my wallet for one-dollar bills, locked my computer (so no one uses it while I’m away), and headed out. The break room that is closest to my desk is [...]

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I have been seeking assistance from the facilities folks here at the office for about a month now, and it is still freakin’ cold at my desk nearly every day. I went to Hades Walmart a couple weeks ago and bought a blanket to use while I sit and freeze at my desk, and it’s [...]

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I received this over IM at work today:

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I don’t care what you try to tell me – the Mexicans** are GENIUSES! **I’m fully aware that I’m stereotyping here… but it is necessary for my story. And since it IS my story….

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I was in a meeting today, the same meeting that I have every morning, and I was told that there would “hopefully be something for [me] to work on today.” I’ve been told this EVERY morning for the past two weeks. Annnd I’ve actually had very little WORK to do. So, what does hope really [...]

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I kinda feel startled like this guy:   I can’t really get into detail right now, but yeah — I just feel like I’ve been a bit blindsided. I’m sure I’ll be able to fill everyone in within a few days.

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To maintain a small bit of annonymity, the following story has been modified. The real story had nothing to do with making candy, but it will hopefully illustrate the reason that I have 23 new gray hairs today.

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Does anyone agree with me here? I really don’t care for the smell of coffee. I’m not only referring to the smell of Joe when it is freshly made and in a cup. No, I’m referring to the stale, burnt, nastiness that comes from it sitting in the coffee pot in the break room ALL [...]

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